F You Friday! *2

F You Friday is here again, this would be my second "F You Friday" post. I find it quite therapeutic! Join in!

F you to my hair.
Sigh, short pixie cut was super, and cute, and fit me. BUT I miss my longer hair, and this growing out part really blows. When Spaghetti mentions something of a mullet on my head, I tear up and flash back to the 6th grade... shudder... (yes I F you'd my hair last week)

F you to the clutter.
Gah! You drive me insane. But cabinet by cabinet, and drawer by drawer, I am purging like Peter Walsh would want me too! (It's all to much!)

F you to my nap schedule.
I have yet to get it down pat. Where both the 2 1/2 year old AND the 9 month old are asleep for at least one nap at the same time.

Some days I can get it.

Most I can not, and I am either with both kids, or with at least one.
Don't get me wrong, I do love my kids. But from 7 am till 2 p.m. is seven hours with kids. Then if I don't get them both down at 2 (Bagel's only nap, and Weaky's second) then at 7 pm we are looking at a grand total of 12 hour with two kids.

And seriously that is just WAY to much fun for me. Maybe if I had more then just the house. Like use of my yard or a park or ANYWHERE. But since my yard is still covered in over a foot of snow, Bagel is petrified of snow, and I am NOT bundling up a 9 month old for the sake of snow. AND it's just WAY to effing cold out to go anywhere.

SO naps are crucial. I am a bitter, impatient mom around dinner and NO FUN. I repeat, run to your father children. I am DONE by this time of day if naps don't overlap. And after everyone is finally in bed. I am to zonked to do anything productive. Reality t.v. here I come!



Not to many F you's this week. Come back next week to play again!