Junk in the trunk is an understatement.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed…

Holy… shit… LOOK at my ass!! All I can do is laugh, I mean I’ve had an ass ALL my life, I’ve had a nice ass before I had boobs, I had Sir Mix a lot’s song dedicated to me at my wedding. Yep, I know it.

BUT… (pun intended) LOOK at that thing… my goodness… THAT is a big pink butt… oh and don’t normally look like I’m going out for jazzercise, it was the Chicago Pride Parade so I was dressed a bit more… jazzercise-ish…

Motivated to eat right? Work out? Sorta… or just drown myself in the box of mac & cheese…

Queen of Feisty

Laugh? or Cry?

Right. So I went to Wally World today, kid free and I wanted to just check and see if i could find some sort of light dress to wear this weekend.

It's supposed to be ungodly hot, and humid, and well it's Chicago so gross is a better word to describe this summer heat we have.

Oh I didn't tell you, well I have before, but that was last year. Get excited people, why? Because it's...

PRIDE WEEKEND!! PRIDE MONTH! and well Sunday is the BIG Pride Parade in Chicago!!

Can't wait, it's my 4th year going!!

So back to Wally World looking for a dress, I found this purple sparkly tube top lookin' thing. OMG. Let's just say I didn't know wether to laugh at myself, which I did but then I got disgusted and wanted to cry.

 Note that I have yet to attemt dieting. So far I can only make it through breakfast... sad I know. But I try. Everyday... and fail...

Let's just say today was depressing in that sad little 4x4 dressing room... so sad...

Moving on, we shall wear the white board shorts, made of cotton, and the black and white tube top that hangs down over some of my ass. Either way I look cute, and will accent my black and white outfit with a rainbow of pretty!

Can't wait, be prepared to be bombarded with too many pictures of things you probably could go your life with out seeing. But I like to share like that. (grin)

Oh, I need to charge my camera and empty my SD cards... yes cards as in WAY to many pictures...

Let me share a bit from the years past...

One of the scariest people in pink. ever...

Ass.

and my favorite, Ronald McDonald and Burger King getting married... CAN NOT wait to see what there will be this year!!