Junk in the trunk is an understatement.

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed…

Holy… shit… LOOK at my ass!! All I can do is laugh, I mean I’ve had an ass ALL my life, I’ve had a nice ass before I had boobs, I had Sir Mix a lot’s song dedicated to me at my wedding. Yep, I know it.

BUT… (pun intended) LOOK at that thing… my goodness… THAT is a big pink butt… oh and don’t normally look like I’m going out for jazzercise, it was the Chicago Pride Parade so I was dressed a bit more… jazzercise-ish…

Motivated to eat right? Work out? Sorta… or just drown myself in the box of mac & cheese…

Queen of Feisty

This time I mean it

Do I tell you? Or not? Keep it to myself? Well when do I ever keep secrets from Blogger?

Today July 15th, Spaghetti is weighing in at work. They are doing a weight loss challenge. And for an incentive, there is a prize of $500 and two days paid off.

Me? Yep. Going for it for moral support.

Bullshit you say? Because I've started this "diet" over and over and over since January 3rd. And haven't lasted more then a day.

Am I excited? Nope.
Am I motivated? Yep.

The way I see it is I have nothing coming up besides my birthday (Monday) but I have requested that my mom make beer can chicken, salad and corn. I said I am allowed a slice of my angel food cake I get each year.

BUT besides that, I really don't have a holiday, or festive need to stuff my face for a few months.

I'm not going to do the P90X workout, not for a while, it's too hard on me. Call me a sissy, but it's been a LONG time, since this 5 foot jiggle carb queen has seen any sort of set work out.

I have a diet set, nothing crazy with messuring bowls, and scales. Just my own portion control.

Mostly fruits, veggies, chicken and pork. Salads, tuna and eggs (note the egg diet didn't even last through my post last time!)

I have a Gaiam Ball and work out DVD's. I think those are easy enough, yet keep me moving. I think even if I do some yoga on my off or busiest days, it will be good for me.

Are we takin' bets on how long I last? Which reminds me I need to take measure ments, and weigh myself... ewww... oh and if you want to know how I've felt about this before, check out my All Time Low post.

FeIsTy