Twitchy and hostile with out you.

See this sign above? Thats me.

I NEED coffee.

I get my gramma now. And my parents.

I get all those people who NEED coffee.

I once was naturally hyper, perky was the norm.

My sister walked around the house with a "Punish the perky" pajama shirt.

I was nice and funny and giddy ALL. THE. TIME.

Then I had kids.

Now I need coffee to survive.

I mean I can go for a few hours of no coffee.

But once lunch times hits, if I haven't had any been.

FUCK. OFF.

I tried yesterday.

Only because my coffee pot died.

GD thing. JUST got it last year.

It was one of those free gifts my MIL got for working like a slave for 20 years.

AND it fucking died in 10 months.

That was Saturday.

I have spent WEEKS nursing it.

It got to the point where Friday it took...4.5 hours. NOT KIDDING.

To make my coffee. It automaticly shuts off after 2 hours.

So yes I turned it back on TWICE for it to finish.

Finish ONE cup of coffee.

I'm sure I frightened the kids.

I was all twitchy and poured the 3 drops into my mug each time a few fell.

It started at 8:30 am...

It was well into nap time before I could chug my coffee

So yesterday I didn't have coffee.

I tried to have coke.

Still not as strong as my Starbucks Expresso Blend.

...

sorry kids.

...

No I mean that. I was a SPAZ.

I screamed.

I yelled.

I cried.

I tried to hide.

Spaghetti walked in at 2:30. I said I didn't have coffee.

He took over. I went and hid.

Then I went to the store.

I bought coffee.

Canned goodness.

Starbucks doubleshot energy +coffee mocha.

All hail the can!!

(if you don't like Mocha they have Vanilla, Coffee and Cinnamon Dolce too)

I'm drinking mine now.

I am at peace with my screaming children and the barking dogs.

I have my coffee...

which means I am willing to participate in todays events.