My Random Updates

Bagel went to see her Preschool for the first time at the Open House. It was a fun night, she did good, played well, we never heard the end of the little girl who wouldn't share the fake ice cream in the kitchen area. (amazing how she's captain aggressive around the house, but totally not aggressive around the other kids her age. I can't wait to see how that pans out) We met the teachers, there are 3 rooms, and I was all OCD had all my shit filled out and was there at 8:01 Monday morning to the drop box (there was no crazy lines from 3 am it was pretty chill, I have heard of some of you going all crazy early for the registration) they said since I was the second one there my odds were pretty good. Ha ha. (I didn't find that funny) I just want to have the morning class, 9 am till 11:30 am, she is SUCH a morning person like me, and is a crab ass by noon.

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Weaky says lots of cute things. He mostly likes to use the word "No" in his little high pitched voice. A.dore.able. he also says "El no" for Elmo, Spaghetti says he's saying "Hell No" well better then Bagel saying "You say FUCK alot daddy" glad she said his name and not mine!! Spaghetti then spent an hour saying Fluff really loud trying to change her little mind. Proud moments I tell you. Back to Weaky, he says "Nomnomnomnom" for Cookie Monster, he loves "Shoes" and he calls me "MA" very entertaining that little boy!

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Lose It Bitch?
Not so much. I am still sitting fat around my 139. I do believe I have gained weight. I wonder if I could win an award for gaining the most weight in a weight loss challenge? Oh and I know you believe me, but I am starting today, diet and work out. Riiiigggghhhtt. I don't even believe myself this time... we will see... so I had to potty, and feed my dogs, so I jumped on the scale this morning, 137, yipiee! Coffee and scrambled egss for breakfast. Going to eat then work out before I go pick up the kids. Can I do this again tomorrow?

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I've been meaning to post on my routine, here it is in pictures, (pictures makes any post more exciting) first off we dry curl brush the hair. (since I have wimpy hair. Or as the professionals say "Lots of thin hair" so I have thin ass hair, but a shit load of it? Sum it up, it just takes forever to dry but I have no body to it.)

So then I get this fucked up curled under look, fantastic for those who want the mom hair, set and curled. Gag me. So then we add...

This fancy stuff is so I don't fry the shit out of my already over processed hair (I also have the fancy pants Redken shampoo and conditioner, I forgot I had credit at a hair salon so I got all the real stuff this last time) then I use this

Mind you I had NO idea how to flat iron hair, since said hair is SUPER flat to begin with I often wondered why I bought one? I get it now, and now know not to use it on wet hair (sizzling noise is bad) so then I get this...

So I take flat hair (which when wet can be scrunched for a loose curl look) then blowdry curl it, for body, but then flaten it back out for a less mommy look and more of a bad ass 31 year old look? Whatever I looked bad ass yesterday (as bad ass as I can get)

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Bagel has been seeing the dentist alot lately, they say she needs an appliance for her mouth? Like a retainer for kids. But not painful like a retainer? Either way right now she looks like a boxer (the dog breed) with a mild under bite, so with said appliace (which bagel has chosen to have a purple sparkly one, and yes they do that) she will have a fixed mouth, for now. When she gets her adult teeth, she will do it again, for 4 more months, and STILL need braces, BUT nowhere near as long if we do these appliaces. Fuckers cost $1k but we shell out $500, not to mention the $483 bill to cover the "Pre work and molds" bullshit. I guess that covers the $1K flex card we had for the year. I still need contacts, and Spaghetti needs to go to the dentist every 3 months for his dirty mouth. Sadly he won't go but every 6 months, because we can't afford it. Real nice, don't get me started on all the shitty fuckers who get EVERYTHING handed to them by the Government but we make to much so we don't fucking qualify. YES Spaghetti makes SO much money but $400 a fucking month goes to medical?! Fuck me, I am getting off this pedistal before I get crazy...

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I have stamp camp this week, it's a fun one. The class is getting each their own pack of 12x12 papers (48 pages total for them to take home after projects) and a pack of sttiched felt flower to accessories with. We are making 8, 12x12 layouts. I seriously need to get started on!

Speaking of getting started, I need to also get going on the March meeting swaps, the 6 cards for the end of the month Stamp Camp, next quarters class schedule, the Mother's Day Weaky in a year books (we do them on Shutterfly) My mom's family tree shadow box frame she is demanding for Mother's Day, and stuff for my idea store I want to have in 8 years (more on that another time) I've got lots to do!

Enough of my rambling, I have finished my scrambled eggs, now to work out, get dressed, drive 45 minutes to the IL's to get my kids, then home to nap the kids, and work on some sort of project.

Got all that?