I had to do this post because it's more of where I am and my enviornment that makes this post so interesting. You should be happy that smell-o-vision is not available through this post. Well on that note be happy that there's no camera or webcam either.
Why? This is my first pooping post. As Weaky would say "Eeeuuwweee", yes folks I am pooping and posting. I found it quite exciting that my mom gave me permission to take her laptop in the bathroom (after I said that Starbucks was kickin' in) she said "I'll play with the kids, you go get lost" So what better then to blog from the crapper!
I swear I do my best thinking in here. I often wish I had a laptop in the bathroom, either pooping, bathing, or showering, I have my most inventive thoughts.
Sadly you won't have to many pooper posts, since I don't often get to blog at the Queen and Carrots house. Today is just a chill day at their house, the Queen and Carrots are enjoying the kids, while I get to veg out and surf on the web all while getting ring around the butt (BTW, my mom just yelled to me I was going to get ring around the butt, once a mom, always a mom!)
I hope you enjoyed todays pooping post, don't worry I will save you the details of smell and consistancy, thats only cute with little babies. But I will tell you I am amused by the decore of my mom's 1/2 bathroom.
Its got a toilet, and a pedastal sink, painted cream, with a HIS and HERS outhouse border, they call it primative, mix it with her cheeta rug. She has 3 different paintings of out houses, a toiletpaper holder made to be a out house, always some form of cat decor (three wodden little cats) of coarse a must in any bathroom is the magazine rack (we are SUCH readers in the bathroom, we can make a 5 minute pooping into a 45 minute library visit) and a little potty chair for Bagel.
Thank GOD there is a lock on the door, 3 times now my monkey children have tried to invade my poopy post time. And it must be bad because my mom just walked by the door gaging... note to self to turn on the fan!
Hope you enjoyed! I sure did!!
Feisty
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I feel kind of dirty now. Kudos to outrageousness! P.S. I just did my first fart comment.
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