Random updates about shitting, Skype, and ceiling fans

First off let me appoligize for my detailed blog post on my stomach issues. I am usually quiet honest with people and then often look back and think... hmmm... maybe that was a BIT too much information? So if you were offeneded, grossed out, or well... wait... no nevermind any of this, I'm not sorry, this is what you get at Spaghetti and Bagels. You get InSaNiTy At ItS bEsT.

Anywho. lots to say, obviously my energy is back, and I am still shitting constantly, thanks to my stomach flu, but like I told Spaghetti, I would rather have it come out my ass then out my mouth. Right?

Moving on, I want to tell you what I think of the movie "Motherhood" about a SAHM who blogs, it's got Uma Therman and Minni Driver in it... I will leave it for another post though....

I also need to note that there are 116 days till my wedding annivesary, June 16th, and I need to loose enough weight to wear my wedding ring. I am too fat now to wear it. And I REFUSE to get it sized, that would totally not be ok with me. I NEED to keep the ring tiny, for motivation to get my ass back into it. Well not my ass, more like my finger... anyway,

Also there are 69 (snicker) days till the big Goose Lake garage sale where my parents live. The traffic their is INSANE! I could sell just about anything their, so I need to box this house up and get it ready to go!

I am proud with my new energy today, I cleaned the front living room all nice, rearranged the furniture (I rearrange the furniture every month) BUT I just got a phone call from my MIL, saying that she will be Skyping to us later. (we just Skyped for the first time the other day) It is AWESOME! BUT the big ol' fat downfall? You can see the whole loft. SO I need to remove bathrobe from the office chair, clean the toys out, move the ironing board full of crap to another room... all in 20 minutes... riiiight.... fuck, I should pobably do my make-up, maybe my hair, since Spaghetti's cousin, Cuz, and her husband Banjo are going to be in on the Skype too. Gah!!

Excited that my dad went shopping to buy me a ceiling fan today. He replaced our light fixture with a ceiling fan that he got from a friend, but that said friend gave him a fan with NO working light. Makes it hard to sit at my desk when it's dark. AND living in the midwest, in the winter, between the hours of 5 pm and 7 am it is dark. AND between the hours of 7 am and 5 pm it's grey dull outside, SO the lack of light, made me put a BIG lamp on top of my desk all retarded looking so I can see. Thanks dad!

OH and good news is my whole shitting, waterrhea thing, made me loose 4 lbs, good time to hop back into the Lose It Bitch program right? Did I say that in the last post?

Fuck, Weaky's up, gatta go.... miss me!