Christmas eve schedule.

Merry Christmas Eve to you all!


Run down of the next two days schedule...


6:20 am Spaghetti home from night job.

7:15 am I am up, can't sleep, busy day. Enjoy coffee and magazine for 1/2 hour BY. MYSELF.

7:45 am Weaky is up, change him, tummy time, take pictures of him, get all his clothes laid our for tonight. Take him down to the kitchen for breakfast,
I fill one of these funny mesh sacks with peaches, banana chunks, carrots, whatever, he loves it. (Be sure to have a bib read) It makes a lazy busy mom, feed her 8 month old and still run amuck through the kitchen.

Go downstairs to get the dogs out of there kennels, go to the dryer hoping there is something for Spaghetti to wear to work. Nothing says "I love you" more then clean underwear.

Go back upstairs, let the dogs out, feed them, go get Bagel.

Change her but, and bring her back down to the kitchen, joining her brother for a self feeding party. She chose Chocolate cereal (coco puffs) the kid will eat like 3 bowls of that stuff.

Kids happy. Check.

Now to make Spaghetti omelets, to go for work.

8:52 am Back upstairs to iron Spaghetti's clothes, 8 minutes before Spaghetti's alarm...

Clothes ironed. Spaghetti is away, I am out the door to run and pick up a last minute gift for Weaky's godparents, Halmark is down the street, I only have 20 minutes (drive time, and gift choosing) I have to get back so Spaghetti can go to work (I didn't want to have to haul the kids)

I get there. I freak. Can't do a picture album, that was there gift for the Baptism... shit... brain freeze... I need help... MOMMY!

Of coarse after freakishly rambling calmly telling my mom what I need. She says the perfect gift.

An ornament for the new home! Genius, I turn around, and magically the ornament display is right there. And they have a key with 2008 New Home on it. Perfect.

Grab a few things for my MIL who is having her knee replaced Monday, some Pixies and Mullen spice for some yummy cidar while cooped up.

A magazine for Spaghetti (men's health) and some ***** to finish off some presents for my family tomorrow.

All in 18 minutes I was back home, to shoe Spaghetti out the door, and breathe.

That was my morning. Thanks again to my super mom.

So this afternoon, I have been wrapping (the above gifts) still finishing the final touches on my mom and dads and sisters for tomorrow. All with Bagels help. Weaky is down for a nap now, and I am drinking my reheated coffee, and happy blogging.

I am very excited that my gifts this year were more... well not a lot of money was spent, well some, but there are alot of gifts for not so much money. Plus some were made and those are my favorites!

I hope my sister appreciates her present. It's huge! I will tell you all later (hi Frances!)

I have just a few hours, to get everything ready. When Spaghetti gets off work at 4 or sooner, we are heading out to his grammas house, for Christmas Eve, with 20+ of his family members, a White Elephant gift exchange, also know as the Yankee swap, the Barona Gift exchange or as I like... the Selfish Santa Game. Call it what you want, I still have little or no clue as to what I am bringing... shit...

I still have to...
Get myself dressed. Oh probably find something somewhat festive that will fit my fat ass to fit in with all of Spaghetti's skinny as cousins.

Do my hair, and face paint make-up.

Iron Spaghetti's shirt to change into.

Dress Bagel, and Weaky (both have outfits ready to go) pack p.j.s for both.

Be creative and find White Elephant gift, wrap, and put in car.

Triple check that we have the "Santa suit" for Grampa Mc to wear. (deep shit with out it. Like go back the hour you drove here, and go get it, deep shit)

Bring walker for Gramma Mc to have, for her knee surgery.

Bring Grampa Mc's gift that we stole when packing up our mother load of loot the other night.

Remember camera (I forgot last year)

AND, since we will be out late, I need to also get the house together, so we can celebrate Christmas morning here tomorrow under our tree.

Get all the presents together, because soon after our Christmas at home, we will be off to my mom and dad's. (Spaghetti again has to work from noon till 4 tomorrow) so after he is off work he will come out to my parents.

Did you get all that? Funny I have a list coming out my ass and I am still blogging! Saves my sanity.

SO Happy, Merry, Christmas, Kwanzaa, Hanukkah to you all. Be safe. Muah!

Feisty