Skinny shit and meatloaf

Hello! Hello!

My mom is letting me guest post here on her blog. A blogger she reads said I could. Thanks Mama Kat! I'm a bit like her and my mind is all over the place. But I have to show you some pictures, it will explain me better.

Enjoy!

My real name is Sophie MaLophie Mc. My mom seems to like the name Dong for me (my bigger sister is Ding. Get it? Ding and Dong?) she does that alot. She calls us Salt & Pepper, Dumb and Shit, her new favorite is Dip and Shit. I of coarse get Shit for a nick name.

Now it's not that my mommy doesn't love me. Cuz she does. I mean headlocks are a form of love right? But I might destroy a few toys (daily) and have in the past chewed up 5 remote controls. Two for the t.v.s and the other 3 were for DVD players. I don't know what they do, I just enjoy the things that look important.

Oh and 2 cordless phones. I'm not like my sister, I chose to eat plastic, metal, glass (I ate Christmas lights once), foil (that didn't last long), she's more of a pull things off the counter kinda dog. See even in ths picture she looks away, like she's all inocent.

Well enough about my bad habits, let me show you around a bit...

Here's my food bowl. Nummy...

Here is where my sister and I eat our meals. I'm the skinny shit in the back. She's the meatloaf down at the bottom.

I like to bark. Alot. But then I save my energy and sleep alot too.

My mommy likes to dress us up. I guess this grass skirt made her wet her pants laughing. I get excited and shake my butt alot. So it made a swishy sound. I don't get it. I just tried to eat it.

Here's me in my favorite place! The sun!! Oh how I wish it were warm and sunny out so  I can lay on the deck. Mom calls me the Solar Panal. (she sure does call me alot of thing, doesn't she)

but for now I will just have to deal with this weather. Sigh.

Mom insisted I put this one on here. (baby pictures are so embarrassing!) I was just 5 months old, and mom likes it because she was skinny, young and had her long hair.

Oh, and here's my angry face. Grrr. scared? You should be. I would lick you to death!! Or jump on you till you gave in, and then I would drink my water and let it run out of my mouth all over your leg (this is my favorite technique)

Well thanks for stopping by. I hope mom lets me play on her blogger again. Just remember my name is Sophie and I'm the cute one. I'm also mommies favorite. (so she tells me)