Big. Big trouble.

Alright. Read my signature. Above.

 The signature that I worked very hard on.

(I just typed hard on. tee hee)

I obviously didn't work very hard

because it says.

Fesity? It sounds like a plural of Feeces.

Thanks for not catching it, or at least enjoying my tard-ism on this one.

AND so I say your all in BIG trouble.

With me.

Hmrph. Wankers.

Exept for Martini's or Diaper Genies

she has repeatedly told me that it was wrong,

but my illiterate self didn't seem to get it.

Got it.