If you asked Bagel what these two items were, she would know right away.
This is a picture of a cock.
So used in a sentence I heard. "Mommy, look at that big cock on the wall!"
And this is a picture of a fag.
And when looking along the road at all the utility markers I heard "Mommy, look at all those fags!"
Yep, we worked on the letter "L" today, lots of "La la la la la" going on here, I said "Bagel, say Lamp" she said "Say Lamp" smartass...
(Chandler, kinda reminds me of the fuckin' knife story with JTree)
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You know I had to leave a comment on a post labeled "cocks and fags". When AJ tries to say truck he replaces the "tr" with a "f". William thinks that it is hillarious and makes him point at every (f)uck on the road. William especially thinks that it is funny when we are in the car with my 90 year old grandmother.
Been there, done that! Livers was very embarrassing to be with in a restaurant when she learned to say "fork", because it obviously didn't come out sounding like fork. And she would ALWAYS drop (throw) it on the floor and start screaming for it at the top of her lungs.
We also had our fair share of "cocks", too. Luckily we have also mastered the pronunciation of "L", because we'd look like the most foul-mouthed parents ever otherwise.
OMG!! That is absolutely HILARIOUS! I was spitting my drink out. You had me at the post title....
Thanks for making me laugh today...my fellow SITS-ta!
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