- Queen and Spaghetti are trying to get Bagel's coat on to leave. Spaghetti says he is doing it faster, Queen says no she is, Spaghetti again argues that he is doing just fine. Queen again argues that she is doing better at getting Bagel's coat on. Then Queen asks Bagel, who is doing a better job. Bagels response... "Look at this bench"... nice kid, way to avoid conversation and eye contact.
- I thought my MIL and Spaghetti's Gramma were going to piss them selves laughing at me and the Queen trying to put glitter on a star ornament. I think the funniest part was that my mom can decorate, and cook circles around Rachel Ray and Martha Steward, but she got stuck on the glitter...
- On the way out, as everyone was getting ready to pack up the kids and leave, I back into the kitchen and fart really loud. My dad sternly looks at me and says "Nice, real nice. Couldn't you have taken that outside with you? I really hope you trapped that in your pants for later"
- As we were cleaning off the table, and no one was looking (but me!) I saw my MIL grab with her hands a big ass ravioli and stuff it into her mouth. I guess they were that good.
- I don't think anyone left tonight without being covered in glitter.
- I also watched "Step Brothers" with Spaghetti when we came home, talk about fuckin' funny. I about died in the beginning. "Your voice is like Fergie and Jesus" rent it, it was vulgar, retarded funny, and just ridiculous, but we laughed so damn hard.
- My sister, Frances, learned that if she does not want Bagel to play with all of her 204 crayons and unorganize her color coordinated drawers of crayons. She probably should bring them out to play.
How about you? Got anything funny?
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